Can I buy you a drink?
Can I buy you a drink?
If everyone were chasing their dreams, no one would be taking your trash on Tuesdays. So stop encouraging.
Set yourself for failure and you would not be disappointed.
A machete might be too hard to maneuver.
Use a knife, it is better.
Ariel. Unfinished. Because shellfish are good to hold up your breasts.
Happy, optimistic people freak me out.
Dude, you really need to wear something.
